Tuesday, March 3, 2009


Goatkill is this wild midi-grind band from Michigan. The thing that makes them particularly special in my eyes is that they take the chugging delight of bands like Ion Dissonance and other such baloney and add insane Agoraphobic Nosebleed speed double kicks with weird midi-sounds. So you get the best of both worlds. Midi-noise and chugging fun times. Not to mention the awesome samples. They even do a King of The Hill sample. It delivers lulz. Oh, and their song G(oat)-Unit is my shit. (A song talking shit about G-unit fans who act gangster as fuck even though they live in the suburbs and have no idea what really drives people to true gangsta mentality. Plenty of those douche bags in Michigan... plenty.)

Sadly, Goatkill is pretty much inactive, and their newer stuff kind of blows a profuse amount of goat ass. (pun intended) Also, this band isn't supposed to be taken 100% seriously. They just exist to be br00tal.

2.Piss Guppy
6.Poop Incinerator
7.Camping in a Body Bag
8.Last Breath (Hatebreed Cover)


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dude, I am the original vocalist from Goatkill, thanks for your words brother! I was actually googling to see if anyone put up our material on the internet as I have lost it, and I thank you for uploading this!

Be on the lookout, we MIGHT be coming back with new stuff soon. And while the drums will still be programmed, we will have real guitar and bass this time. And heavy use of synths! haha. Thanks again man, stay kvlt!!! hahaha.